Funny, Poetry

The Tan Fat Cat

The tan fat cat
Running away from a bat
but his fat is making him fall flat

But never did he give up
for he will prosper
The tan fat cat

Day in and day out
You can see the tan cat
Running away from a bat

Yet still he trots along
undaunted by the chase—
The tan fat cat

Through alleys and moonlit streets
he learns to rise again
each time he falls flat

For courage is his compass
and hope his steady beat—
The tan fat cat

Poetry

Man With A Pot

There once was a man with a pot,
Who always wore a stylish bowtie and top hat,
His loyal and loving pet,
Would often get wet,
From all the droplets the pot splashed on the cat!

Challenges

Charged Mischief: A Night to Remember

At the spectacular party, laughter echoed as a deadbeat wandered in, his cat trailing behind. He stumbled upon an old, septic battery, hidden in a corner. With a smirk, he thought of its potential. “Let’s electrify this party,” he whispered, eyeing a crowd ready for mischief.

MAD Missy 😠

Poetry, Three Things Challenge

Bristle the Whistling Cat: Three Things Challenge #M907

Welcome to the daily Three Things Challenge. Use your imagination and creativity using one, two or all three words that may or may not be related. There are no restrictions regarding length, style, or genre, though please keep it family friendly. Tag your responses with 3TC, #threethingschallenge or TTC, and you can add my logo […]

Three Things Challenge #M907

BLACK
CAT
BRISTLE

There once was a black cat named Bristle,
Whose fur gave a whacky little whistle.
When he sat on the mat,
With a flick and a spat,
He’d send all the mice off in a blister!

MAD