Tag: Funny

Funny, Poetry

The Tan Fat Cat

M.A.D. Works

The tan fat cat
Running away from a bat
but his fat is making him fall flat

But never did he give up
for he will prosper
The tan fat cat

Day in and day out
You can see the tan cat
Running away from a bat

Yet still he trots along
undaunted by the chase—
The tan fat cat

Through alleys and moonlit streets
he learns to rise again
each time he falls flat

For courage is his compass
and hope his steady beat—
The tan fat cat

Poetry

Tickle Me Pickle’s Fate

M.A.D. Works

Tickle me Pickle, that silly fellow,
Turns into a prune whenever it’s mellow.
It wriggles and giggles, oh what a hoot,
Until it becomes a prune, then it can’t scoot!

But when the sun shines and the laughter is bright,
It dances and twirls, a joyful sight.
With friends all around, it’s never alone,
In the pickle patch party, it’s right at home!