Inner B*tch

In the workplace, it’s important to be kind

But sometimes, your inner b*tch wants to unwind

She’s sassy and fierce, ready to speak her mind

But in a professional setting, she must be confined

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She may want to snap at a rude coworker

Or tell off a boss who’s a micromanager

But instead, she must bite her tongue

And keep her emotions in check, for the work to be done

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It’s not easy to keep her in line

When all she wants to do is shine

But in the end, it’s for the best

To keep her inner b*tch at rest

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So take a deep breath and count to ten

Before letting her out to play again

For in the workplace, it’s important to be kind

And keep your inner b*tch in check, for peace of mind.

-M.A.D.