Category: Commentary

World’s Best of Bad Jokes and Puns

A photon checks into a hotel and is asked, “Do you need help with your luggage?”

“No, I’m traveling light”

By the number

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Dwarf planets in our solar system currently recognized by the International Astronomical union; Pluto, Ceres, Eris, Haumea, and Makemake.

The first-ever documented feature film, The Story of the Kelly Gang, was made in Melbourne, Australia, in 1906. 125 Weird Facts That’ll Blow Your Mind – Parade

Humans have been performing dentistry since 7000 B.C., which makes dentistry one of the oldest professions. – 125 Weird Facts That’ll Blow Your Mind – Parade

Prehistory…

Approximately 150 million years ago, Camarasaurus grew to seventy-five feet long and fifty tons. Although not the largest sauropod, it is the most commonly found, with over 500 specimens discovered. It may have fed on vegetation at different heights than its relatives.

World’s Best of Bad Jokes and Puns

Q: What’s a sheep’s favorite game?

A: Baa-dmiton

Pun -official Holiday

On July 25 Brie ready to celebrate, but don’t goblet the snacks for wine and cheese day

Fun Animal Fact

During World War II, members of the Polish Army’s 22nd Artillery Supply adopted a bear cub named Wojtek. The soldiers looked out for him and even gave him the rank of a private. In 1944, Wojtek returned the favor, helping to move ammunition during the Battle of Monte Cassino in Italy. For Wojtek’s service and bravery, he was promoted to the rank of corporal. – 50 Weird Facts That Most People Don’t Know

To get some money, it’s essential to be very clear about what kind of life will truly make you happy. And be honest. What kind of experiences and possessions will support you in the work you want to do and in the type of life you’d love to live- Jen Sincero

Fun Fact

Pablo Picasso’s birth name was Pablo Diego Jose Francisco de Paula Juan Nepomuceno Maria de los Remedios Cipriano de la Santisima Trinidad Ruiz y Picasso. He was named after a variety of relatives and saints

Cooking Tip

Storing your leafy greens in a plastic container lined with dry paper towels will help them last longer.

50 years ago

On July 17, 1975, A U.S Apollo spacecraft docked with a Soviet Soyuz spacecraft, and astronauts from two countries held the first international meeting in space.

Brain Teaser:

What do you throw out when you want to use it, but take in when you don’t want to use it?

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An anchor

Pun- Official Holiday

On July 14, Americans do not meter out lengths: they’ll go celebrate Tape Measure Day. Many enjoy the day in the yard.😂😂

A New York City restaurant sells a $2,700 pizza

Industry Kitchen, situated at New York City’s South Street Seaport, is famous for holding the Guinness World Record for the most expensive pizza in the world. This pizza requires a two-day advance order and is topped with extravagant ingredients such as 24-karat gold leaves, Stilton blue cheese, Hudson Valley foie gras, Platinum Osetra caviar, French Périgord truffles, and the option to add Almas caviar for an additional $700.