There once was a candidate, Jack,
Whose charm was a clever old act.
But caught in a mess,
With no way to guess,
His career took a tumble—and whack!
So voters, beware of the show,
Check the facts before you bestow.
For behind all the cheer,
Could be trouble near here,
And you’ll end up with “Uh-oh!” in tow!
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