Poetry

Inner B*tch

In the workplace, it’s important to be kind

But sometimes, your inner b*tch wants to unwind

She’s sassy and fierce, ready to speak her mind

But in a professional setting, she must be confined

She may want to snap at a rude coworker

Or tell off a boss who’s a micromanager

But instead, she must bite her tongue

And keep her emotions in check, for the work to be done

It’s not easy to keep her in line

When all she wants to do is shine

But in the end, it’s for the best

To keep her inner b*tch at rest

So take a deep breath and count to ten

Before letting her out to play again

For in the workplace, it’s important to be kind

And keep your inner b*tch in check, for peace of mind.

-M.A.D.