
Groaners: World’s Best of Bad Jokes and Puns
Q: What is the worst vegetable to serve on a boat?
A: Leeks
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Groaners: World’s Best of Bad Jokes and Puns
Q: What is the worst vegetable to serve on a boat?
A: Leeks

In the quiet night,
A soft voice calls through the dark,
Secrets in the breeze.

In the depths of the ocean, the hue is so blue,
A tranquil reminder of skies that feel new.
Cobalt and azure blend in a view,
Embracing our senses with every soft hue.

There once was a stubborn old door,
That squeaked every time to the floor.
It refused to stay shut,
Even swung with a strut,
As if saying, “Come back for more.”

“People’s passion and desire for authenticity is strong.” —Constance Wu

Retract harsh words said
Detract not from love’s embrace
Subtract the anger
Replace with understanding
And watch our bond strengthen

The same literary agent represented children’s book authors Stan and Jan Berenstain (the Berenstain Bear Series) and On the Road author Jack Kerouac.

A deep embrace
Binding hearts together
Filling souls with endless joy
Eternal.

A
Rose
Alone
wondering
Who will love me deeply?
That is all that it desires.

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Fresh buttery bread
Delicious, moist, juicy meat
Satisfying bite
Ketchup, mustard, and mayo
Dill pickles, or relish too…
-MAD/AAA

“Anything can make me stop and look and wonder, and sometimes learn.” —Kurt Vonnegut

“In order to be irreplaceable, one must always be different.” —Coco Chanel

100 years ago, on
December 23, 1925
The Radio City Music Hall Rockettes dance troupe formed in St. Louis as the Missouri Rockets. The moved to New York permanently in 1932.

Oh, frustrated soul, so full of pain
Bound by thoughts that can’t be tamed
You long for things that can’t be rearranged
But oh, dear one, you must embrace the change
The past, like a heavy weight, you carry
But it’s time to let go, it’s necessary
For life moves on, it never stays the same
And clinging to the past will only bring you shame
The present, a canvas, waiting to be painted
But you’re stuck, feeling so suffocated
By things that can’t be altered, no matter how hard you try
But dear one, don’t you see? It’s time to spread your wings and fly
For change is the only constant in this world
Like a river, it continues to unfurl
And though it may be scary, it’s also beautiful
For it brings new experiences, and lessons crucial
Let go of control, and embrace the unknown
For within it lies opportunities yet to be shown
You’ll find peace in accepting what can’t be changed
And open your heart to a life that’s rearranged
So don’t be frustrated, let go of that pain
For change is not something to be restrained
It’s a journey, a chance to evolve and grow
So embrace it, dear one, and watch your spirit glow
Let go of the past, and open your mind
For the future holds wonders, waiting to be aligned
With the path you were meant to take
Just have faith, and embrace the change, for goodness’ sake.
Dear frustrated soul, it’s time to let go
And trust in the universe, to guide you and show
That change is not something to fear or dread
But something to be embraced, and willingly tread.
So spread your wings, and fly towards the light
Let go of your worries, and take flight
For change, my dear, is the only way
To find true happiness, every single day.

Vision in my head
Now, I need to work for it
One step at a time
Put ideas together
Make it all happen for you…
-MAD/AAA