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Silly poems are fun to write,
About things both big and slight.
Handle, stick, and pole so tall,
They stand up straight and never fall.
Grab the handle, hold on tight,
It’ll help you with your might.
The stick is thin, the pole is long,
In this silly poem, they belong.
So next time you see a handle, stick, or pole,
Remember this poem, it’s good for the soul!
Originally Posted 6/25/24
The shrew has some screws loose.
They need to be tightened
but how can it be done.
–
I don’t know what to do
Do I chance it and do it myself?
Or do I leave it alone
and deal with her wrath?
MAD 6/25/24
Welcome to the daily Three Things Challenge. Use your imagination and creativity using one, two or all three words that may or may not be related. There are no restrictions regarding length, style, or genre, though please keep it family friendly. Tag your responses with 3TC, #threethingschallenge or TTC, and you can add my logo […]
Three Things Challenge #M839
CLUMSY
FALL
DIVE
Clive was a clumsy fool
but he didn’t pay it no mind
Day in and day out he would fall and dive
Out of people’s ways
But every time he would say
At least I stuck my landing
MAD 10/6/24
Welcome to the daily Three Things Challenge. Use your imagination and creativity using one, two or all three words that may or may not be related. There are no restrictions regarding length, style, or genre, though please keep it family friendly. Tag your responses with 3TC, #threethingschallenge or TTC, and you can add my logo […]
Three Things Challenge #M819
FLUFF
BLUFF
SNUFF
Fluffy fluff, so full of fluff,
Tried to bluff, but not enough,
Got caught in the snuff, oh what a huff,
Now Fluffy’s in a huff, poor little fluff!
MAD 9/17/24
Welcome to the daily Three Things Challenge. Use your imagination and creativity using one, two or all three words that may or may not be related. There are no restrictions regarding length, style, or genre, though please keep it family friendly. Tag your responses with 3TC, #threethingschallenge or TTC, and you can add my logo […]
Three Things Challenge #M787
HANDLE
STICK
POLE
Silly poems are fun to write,
About things both big and slight.
Handle, stick, and pole so tall,
They stand up straight and never fall.
Grab the handle, hold on tight,
It’ll help you with your might.
The stick is thin, the pole is long,
In this silly poem, they belong.
So next time you see a handle, stick, or pole,
Remember this poem, it’s good for the soul!
MAD
Oh no, oh no, the chicks have fled,
Playing peek-a-boo and turning everything red.
There’s no time for this, I need to take charge,
But those little chicks are living large!
I’ll gather them up and put an end to the fun,
Then we’ll all relax now that the chaos is done.
-MA.D.
Welcome to the daily Three Things Challenge. Use your imagination and creativity using one, two or all three words that may or may not be related. There are no restrictions regarding length, style, or genre, though please keep it family friendly. Tag your responses with 3TC, #threethingschallenge or TTC, and you can add my logo […]
Three Things Challenge #M746
UPPER
CUP
CURSE
Silly Kitty
I once found an enchanted upper,
That turned my cat into a playful cur.
But when I drank from the mystical cup,
I accidentally cast a feline curse.
Now my kitty’s stuck in a silly spin,
Chasing tails with a mischievous grin.
I wish I could reverse this furry curse,
And return my pet to its normal purr.
-M.A.D.
Young Miss Tootles
is a strange human being
Why is that?
–
Oh Miss Tootles
Loves to eat delious noodles
While doodling poodles
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She eats and doodles everywhere
the kitchen, shower, bedroom.
There is no place safe.
-M.A.D.
The shrew has some screws loose.
They need to be tighten
but how can it be done.
–
I dont know what to do
Do I chance it and do it myself?
Or, do I leave it alone
and deal with her wrath?
-M.A.D.
Write about your first crush.
I have had many crushes in my lifetime, and unfortunately, many of them didn’t return the feelings. One crush that stands out in my memory is He-Man. It might seem a bit unusual, especially since he was a cartoon character, but I found something about his strength and muscular physique really appealing. It’s funny to look back on now, but I was pretty taken with the character at the time.
-M.A.D.
Welcome to the daily Three Things Challenge. Use your imagination and creativity using one, two or all three words that may or may not be related. …
Three Things challenge #M721
CROWD
CLOWN
CITRUS
Citrus Clown
In the center of the town,
There was a funny little clown,
With a citrus colored suit,
And a smile that was astute.
He performed for a massive crowd,
Making them laugh oh so loud,
With his silly jokes and tricks,
He had them all in hysterics.
He juggled lemons and limes,
Danced around like he had no time,
But the funniest part of all,
Was when he tripped, making everyone fall.
The crowd couldn’t stop laughing,
As the clown continued his acting,
He made faces and silly sounds,
On the stage, he was surely crowned.
But as he reached for a citrus fruit,
He accidentally dropped it, oh what a hoot,
The audience erupted in cheers,
As the clown pretended to shed tears.
With his orange hair and red nose,
He had the crowd on their toes,
Never had they laughed so much,
Thanks to this clown with a citrus touch.
So if you’re feeling down,
Just go and find this funny clown,
With his bright and zesty flair,
He’ll have you laughing without a care.
M.A.D
What’s the one luxury you can’t live without?
Oh sweet nectar of the Gods,
You bubble and fizz like a symphony,
In a world filled with colas,
You stand out with your unique taste.
With 23 flavors in every sip,
You tantalize my taste buds,
From the first refreshing gulp,
To the last lingering drop.
You’re a perfect blend of sweet and spice,
A refreshing burst of cherry and vanilla,
Your caramel notes dance on my tongue,
Leaving me craving for more.
You’ve been around for over a century,
A timeless classic that never gets old,
You’ve survived wars and depressions,
A true icon, a legend to behold.
From Elvis to Ferris Bueller,
You’ve been featured in pop culture,
A constant companion in every occasion,
A drink that brings people together.
Oh Dr. Pepper, you’re more than a soda,
You’re a symbol of joy and happiness,
A refreshing reminder to enjoy the little things,
In a world that’s always in a rush.
So here’s to you, my beloved drink,
My go-to when I need a pick-me-up,
You’ll always hold a special place in my heart,
Oh Dr. Pepper, you’re simply the best.
🤣 M.A.D.
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